Flavored metal

Diet Coke Black Cherry Vanilla (or is that a sub-title, like “Diet Coke: Black Cherry Vanilla”?) might be the fakest soda I've ever tasted. It's like they gave some six-year-olds the run of the pantry and asked them to make soda. It's the soda aliens would make for their earthling guests to make them feel at home. It's dimes that have been soaked in codeine and melted into a pot of vanilla reduction.

I can't get enough of it.

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[Ashley]

I wondered where all the soda went...